A list of puns related to "Pantry"
I made a belt entirely by braiding together herbs that I found in my pantry. It took me about five hours.
What a waist of thyme.
Why does a skunk bother organizing his pantry?
He likes keeping everything in odor.
Why does it take all afternoon to eat all of the herbs in the pantry?
Because itโs a thyme consuming activity.
Dad walking out of the pantry
Dad walks about of the pantry holding an empty bottle of spice.
"We're almost out of thyme!"
Mom shakes her head, "he's been waiting years to say that."
As my friend Richard sat at my dining room table, I went to the kitchen and poured him a glass of milk and mixed in some brown powder from the yellow box in the pantry. That is how...
...I got Rich Quick.
I was gonna make bread this morning, but when i checked the pantry for flour...
There was naan.
My wife: "Could you please go down to the basem*nt pantry and get me the self-rising flour?"
Me: "If it's self rising, won't it make its way up here on it's own?"
Today my mom opened the pantry and a box of cereal fell off the top shelf and hit her head.
Dad (sitting at the kitchen table) "GASP A CEREAL KILLER!!"
I died.
My sister told be she found Soba noodles in her pantry, and wasn't sure what to do with them
I told her to give them some sake, then they'd be drunken noodles.
Oops... Told ME.
We need help naming some murderous cats.
We recently discovered mice in our pantry. Everyoneโs advice? Get a cat. Apparently they are stone cold killers.
We made some calls and learned from our vet that they had two cats that need to be rehomed. I agreed to take them sight unseen. I think itโs a boy and girl but I donโt actually know. We pick them up next week.
We want to instill the right spirit into our mercenaries by naming them after famous murderers, but want to lighten the mood with puns.
So far we have come up with Jeffrey Paw-er but we are certain our Reddit friends can do better. We need male and female options. I understand one cat is black and the other is a brown mix.
We need help coming up with names, anyone up for the challenge??
Just got my grandma good, and made my father proud
After eating dinner with my parents and grandma, I got a bag of Little Bites Fudge Brownies from the pantry. My grandma asks me if they were from the box. I hold them up and point to the package and say โno theyโre from the bagโ
My dad and I lost it and started crying. Pray that we find it soon.
Iโm really sad that someone stole my front door.
I need closure.
Hey dad, Iโm hungary
Maybe Czech the pantry for some snacks
Pansexuals shouldnโt come out of the closet
They should come out of the pantry
An actual dad joke for you purists in /new
My wife just now, relaxing after we got the kids to sleep: Do we have any toast?
Me: No, but we have bread!
Wife: ๐ *silence*
Me: I'll just see myself out. *laughing all the way to the pantry*
Got the girlfriend after packing away the groceries.
GF: Don't you want to go check why the pantry door isn't closing.
Me: Wander over to the pantry, look inside, and spot the culprit immediately.
GF: So what was the problem?
Me: Slowly take the tin of jam out, and while grinning like an idiot, I look at her and say: Looks like the door had been jammed.
GF: Sighs and rolls her eyes.
My wife asked me where I put all the pans after washing them.
I inquired if she checked the pantry.
Be careful of charming fat guys, ladies.
They are just trying to get into your pantries.
Why should you date a baker?
All it takes is flours to get into her pantries
Went to the store with my roommate today.
Me: You know, this lemonade is a pretty good deal, but only if you get three cases of it. And I don't want to take up that much room in the pantry.
Roommate: It's a dilemmonade.
My toddler is really into The Sound of Music, so he and my husband have been humming "Edelweiss" all day.
Now they are in the kitchen making dinner. My husband pulls a box of Uncle Ben's out of the pantry and then grabs a soup ladle off the counter and is now dancing around singing,
laaadle riiiiiiiceladle rice
Dadjoked my husband today
While cleaning out the pantry last night, my husband asked if I can see when the container of dates will go bad as he can't find a "Best if Used By" on the packaging. I take the container from him, look at it carefully and reply "Apparently, these are no expiration dates".
Dad said the words, I made the joke
We have a big bag of walnuts in our pantry. In discussing what we should do with them my dad said in all seriousness "walnuts cost $20 a bag, isn't that nuts?" Laughing in a very obvious way I said "haha nuts" and my mom and sister groaned while my dad chuckled.
I don't think that's how it goes dad
As my dad is looking through the pantry..."We got enough chips to sink an army!"
I'm quietly proud of my little Dad moment..
While my wife was in the kitchen fixing a snack, (after putting our little boy down for a nap) she says:
"Did you seriously eat all the peanut butter and then put the jar back in the pantry?"
Me: Damn Skippy
As her groans became stronger, I exited stage left
I'm a dad who just found this sub and I feel like a kid in a candy store!
One of my favourites:
Whenever I hear my wife ask one of the kids to bring her two cans of something from the pantry, I say "Toucans?! We're having toucans for dinner?"
life cereal is what my dad eats for breakfast every day
Upon noticing moths in our pantry, my dad, mom and I try to figure out what food they have gotten into.
Mom: Do you think they got into the life cereal?
Dad: I really hope not. If they did that would be the end of my life.
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